Rudolph the Blue-Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph the blue-nosed reindeer
Had some very shiny wings
That’s a hallucination
AI likes to make up things

Slushy the Snowman
Slushy the Snowman
A melted snowball that can’t roll
Sees the irony of climate change
As his eyes are made of coal

The 12 Days of Tariffs
On the first day of tariffs
My cashier said to me
The Dollar Store is
Now a dollar thirty-three

Single Bill
Single bill, single bill
Single all the way
One Big Beautiful Bill has passed
An embarrassing name to say, hey!

Grandma Got Run Over by a Waymo
Grandma got run over by a Waymo
We tried but did not catch the license plate
When that Waymo saw my dear old grandma
I tell you it started to accelerate

Walking in a Wealthy Wonderland
Katy Perry, on a spaceship
Just a quick little day trip
Bezos has billions to waste
To send stars into space
Walking in a wealthy wonderland