Yes, 2020 was a universally terrible year. But in the spirit of a season filled with joy, we found a few silver linings.
People praised us for NOT going to the gym
We expanded our vocabulary with some fun new words, like quarantini and superspreader
We learned to appreciate the simple things in life
Tiger King made everything seem normal by comparison
Mike Pence got upstaged by a housefly
Our Thanksgiving dinner for one was delicious
We saved time by writing “ditto” in our calendar every day
Now we know firsthand what we’ve always suspected: homeschooling is nuts
Murder hornets didn’t kill us after all
It’s almost over! Happy holidays!